Caged Gas Station Cafe Monkey

Caged Gas Station Café Monkey

Caged gas station café monkey,

what do you recommend?

But I don’t drink coffee.

Me? I suppose you ask

yourself that question every

morning you wake up in

a cage at a gas station café

with 8 windows, 17 tables,

42 chairs, and 2,357 ceiling tiles,

and you still hear an average

of 652 car horns, and you still

have 78,215 hairs on your tail,

2 arms, 2 legs, 8 fingernails,

and 1 thumb.